Wednesday, December 05, 2007

there is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard; there is only another fist

The faith-heads really are getting their cassocks in a twist about The Golden Compass. Not only are The Catholic League (I think that's the one below the Unibond League, isn't it? So Brigg Town and Radcliffe Borough could find themselves there next season) unhappy, certain gibbering lunatics over on Fox News are unhappy but, far more importantly, Chuck Norris isn't happy. The Chuck Norris! And when Chuck gets angry, well, bad things happen.


Andy said...

Interesting that Chuck and PluggedIn both seem to be reviewing Pullman rather than the book or film.

And chuck thinks it's Agnostic and Atheist. I wonder if he knows the difference?

electrichalibut said...

Hey, if Chuck says it's both, then it is both. After all, when Chuck Norris speaks, people listen. And die.

The Black Rabbit said...

This is good stuff!
I want a chuck norris t-shirt!

By the way, didn't Will Carling have a fist for a chin also.
Ah no.
It was a pair of buttocks wasn't it...

electrichalibut said...

That was the imprint of Princess Di's minge.

Oops. Did I say that out loud?