I recently decided (with 3 other fools) to go to
Dartmoor in January. Not only to
go to Dartmoor, in fact, but to traverse the entire length of Dartmoor in a north-south direction. Which in practical terms means getting a train to Exeter and a bus from Exeter to Okehampton, walking due south-ish across Dartmoor finishing up in Ivybridge, and then getting a train from Ivybridge to Exeter and then home. We reckon we can do it in three days or so over a weekend, i.e. arrive in Okehampton midday-ish on Friday, camp in various inhospitable places Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights and make it to Ivybridge midday-ish on Monday.
In preparation for this I've been doing some shopping. I though it might be amusing to share what I've bought over the last few days:
a small 20oz (just under 600g) hatchet for chopping up firewood, beheading fish, maiming sheep, general hand-to-hand combat, etc.
a pair of binoculars for ornithological and stalking purposes
a hip flask for storage of life-giving fluids - haven't decided what yet, probably either port or sloe gin, if my new home-made batch is ready by then
That lot was bought in actual physical shops. I also placed an internet order today with the good people at
Warehouse Direct, comprising the following:
- a small locking pocket knife, ideal for gutting fish, torturing sheep, hand-to-hand combat, etc.
- 5 bungee cords of assorted lengths
- 8 mini-karabiners for attaching stuff to my rucksack
- an 8-metre coil of polypropylene rope in an attractive shade of blue
- a small-ish tarpaulin
That should do it! Just need to remember the more mundane stuff like a tent, some shoes & socks, etc. and I should be all set to survive with no more than minor limb loss. Can't wait!
5 comments:
Interesting stain on the carpet next to your Binos, Dave.
If I'm not mistaken, the design of the Hatchet's head would make it a Shingling Hatchet. That'll come in handy in the middle of Dartmoor - we could build a Shingled Survival Bivvy. And we could cut the tarp into strips [using the knife] and use it to make a Damp-Proof course.
Luxury.
Was going to point that stain out myself...
"man tea" I reckon...
just looked at the "Cleveland Steamer" link...
Brilliant!!!
So you'll be trying that this evening, then? You might want to put some sort of floor covering down. That's why I bought the tarp...
I actually think the couple of stains on the lounge carpet (which aren't as noticeable to the naked eye) were there when I moved in, though obviously I recognise the futility of saying this, i.e. no-one will believe me.
I don't believe you.
There - you were right. Feel good about that?
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