Wednesday, January 19, 2011

headlines of the day

Here's a couple of crash blossoms for you, carefully harvested from today's news headlines:

So.....the kid is so pissed off after being orphaned that he kills his parents and....wait, shouldn't they already be dead?

Not only do we now have sentient knifeware, but the former Prime Minister's wife and high-ranking QC is in league with them. Burn the witch!

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