Friday, November 02, 2007

Martina Hingis is a crack whore

It's true! Well, sort of true. Well, according to her not true at all, actually.

But I think, taking a rational and considered view, and in the light of my previous post about her personal life, that it's probably safe to assume, on balance, that yes, she was snorting cocaine off Anna Kournikova's freshly-showered buttocks in the locker-room at Wimbledon. Well, I would.

2 comments:

The Black Rabbit said...

But would you have done the same with Boris Yeltsin's "freshly-showered buttocks".

Christ - thats a disgusting thought!

electrichalibut said...

On the positive side, you could get a lot more showbiz sherbet on Boris Yeltsin's butt cheeks. But no, I still wouldn't fancy it.