Himmel! Aiieeeeee..........

This will be utterly pant-wettingly hilarious to you if:

• You ever read those square-jawed war epics in comics like Hotspur and Victor when you were a kid
• You ever defaced a work of comic art with Tippex and a biro for scatologically comic effect
• You remember Sergeant Johnny Death from Viz
• You have a mental age of about eight
• You aren't my mother

If you fulfil all those stringent criteria click here. Don't say you weren't warned, though.