Just to be clear: these are not the answers promised in the previous post. Those are coming later. This, instead, is my tribute to our undisputed lizard overlord, now freed from the shackles of having to associate and negotiate with puny humans, and occasionally suck their brains out with his gristly proboscis and install some human-behaviour-mimicking brain parasites on the rare occasions when they look like causing trouble, like over tuition fees or something. Here he is in his vaguely-human but still not-quite-right form, and in his true form. Which is more horrifying?