Right. Never let it be said that Electric Halibut doesn't tackle the pressing and thorny fudge-related issues of the day head-on. So, without further ado,
Cadbury's Fudge bars. There are two, and only two, things to be said here. You'll need to
listen to the famous jingle first, which, if you're of a similar age to me, you'll be able to sing along with word-for-word.
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Firstly, what the heck does "full of peppery goodness" mean? Now I know it's actually "full of Cadbury goodness", but listen and tell me (about 12 seconds into the YouTube clip I just linked) that that's what he's actually singing. That's right, "peppery". Christ knows why. I mean, it tastes of fudge to me.
Secondly, is it just me or does the famous phrase "a finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat" sound just a
little bit dodgy? It's
PAEDOGEDDON! Erm,
again. I mean, granted, a Mars bar would be worse, what with being all thick and veiny and all, but no-one's suggesting that,
are they?
1 comment:
Yeah, it's ALWAYS been "full of peppery goodness" to my ears!
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