warning: dave's nuts may make your eyes water

I don't want to have to start a whole separate "poo" category for this stuff, so I'll lump (as it were) it all together in one post and get it out of my system (as it were). Here's a full list of poo-themed Christmas gifts:


The Plop Trumps you know about already, the middle one is actually some fairly innocuous bath salts (supposedly from here, although I can't find it on their website - try this instead) and the last one is, well, a rubber turd. Nice.

If faecally-themed gifts aren't your cup of, erm, tea, why not nibble my nuts?


Well, they're Dave's Burning Nuts, actually, rather than mine specifically - part of a range of spicy nut-based products from Dave's Gourmet. These are the people who make the accurately-named Dave's Insanity Sauce, which is one of those products only really suitable for dares and eating competitions, because even a drop will pretty much ruin any actual food you put it on, unless you're in the habit of making chilli in 3000-gallon vats, in which case one drop might do the job quite nicely. Apparently its Scoville rating of 180,000 makes it about 60 times stronger than cuddly old Tabasco. So don't store it near your KY jelly, Anusol or Optrex.