celebrity jeremylikey of the day

Shouty TV host and lowest-common-denominator chav-baiting shitehawk Jeremy Kyle, and star of various big-budget blockbusters including Bourne Legacy and Avengers Assemble Jeremy Renner. The big comic-book adaptation stuff leaves me pretty cold, I suspect largely because I'm not a comic-book buff in the first place, but it would be remiss of me not to point out that Avengers Assemble features the fabulously sexy Scarlett Johansson in a rubber catsuit, not to mention kicking a certain amount of ass while wearing a cocktail dress and shackled to a chair.