Tuesday, July 15, 2025

the corpse protocol

Just catching up with a couple of authorial deaths that I'd missed during the second quarter of 2025. You can't afford to take your eye off the ball here; a moment's inattention and Electric Halibut will have dispatched another novelist with ruthless efficiency. This time both of the victims were named in my informal Dead Pool of a few months back and both were in the second half of their 80s: Frederick Forsyth was 86 and Mario Vargas Llosa 89. I'd read Aunt Julia And The Scriptwriter as long ago as 2007, so he effortlessly grabs the curse length award from David Lodge. That was only the fourteenth book featured here so candidates for a longer curse length in the near-ish future would have to come from its predecessors on the list, of whose authors Alison Lurie, Michael Dibdin, Lawrence Durrell, Iain Banks and Anita Shreve are already dead. Most likely candidates are probably Alan Garner (90), Michael Ondaatje (81) and Margaret Drabble (86). 

Author Date of first book Date of death Age Curse length
Michael Dibdin 31st January 2007 30th March 2007 60 0y 59d
José Saramago 9th May 2009 18th June 2010 87 1y 40d
Beryl Bainbridge 14th May 2008 2nd July 2010 77 2y 50d
Russell Hoban 23rd August 2010 13th December 2011 86 1y 113d
Richard Matheson 7th September 2011 23rd June 2013 87 1y 291d
Iain Banks 6th November 2006 9th June 2013 59 6y 218d
Elmore Leonard April 16th 2009 20th August 2013 87 4y 128d
Doris Lessing 8th May 2007 17th November 2013 94 6y 196d
Gabriel García Márquez 10th July 2007 17th April 2014 87 6y 284d
Ruth Rendell 23rd December 2009 2nd May 2015 85 5y 132d
James Salter 4th February 2014 19th June 2015 90 1y 136d
David Cook 24th February 2009 16th September 2015 74 6y 205d
Henning Mankell 6th May 2013 5th October 2015 67 2y 152d
William McIlvanney 7th September 2010 5th December 2015 79 5y 90d
Umberto Eco 30th June 2012 19th February 2016 84 3y 234d
Anita Brookner 15th July 2011 10th March 2016 87 4y 240d
William Trevor 29th May 2010 20th November 2016 88 6y 177d
John Berger 10th November 2009 2nd January 2017 90 7y 55d
Nicholas Mosley 24th September 2011 28th February 2017 93 5y 159d
Helen Dunmore 10th March 2008 5th June 2017 64 9y 89d
JP Donleavy 21st May 2015 11th September 2017 91 2y 114d
Ursula Le Guin 6th December 2015 22nd January 2018 88 2y 49d
Anita Shreve 2nd September 2006 29th March 2018 71 11y 211d
Philip Roth 23rd December 2017 22nd May 2018 85 0y 150d
Justin Cartwright 7th September 2008 3rd December 2018 75 10y 89d
Toni Morrison 18th July 2010 5th August 2019 88 9y 20d
Charles Portis 3rd April 2018 17th February 2020 86 1y 320d
Alison Lurie 24th March 2007 3rd December 2020 94 13y 254d
John le Carré 21st February 2008 12th December 2020 89 12y 295d
Joan Didion 14th December 2010 23rd December 2021 87 11y 12d
Hilary Mantel 22nd October 2010 22nd September 2022 70 11y 338d
Greg Bear 4th October 2021 19th November 2022 71 1y 48d
Russell Banks 4th December 2018 7th January 2023 82 4y 35d
Isabel Colegate 24th October 2009 12th March 2023 91 13y 140d
Cormac McCarthy 22nd September 2009 13th June 2023 89 13y 265d
Milan Kundera 27th March 2008 11th July 2023 94 15y 105d
Christopher Priest 6th January 2015 4th February 2024 80 9y 26d
Paul Auster 22nd April 2012 30th April 2024 77 12y 8d
Kinky Friedman 19th December 2007 27th June 2024 79 16y 191d
David Lodge 4th March 2008 1st January 2025 89 16y 301d
Jennifer Johnston 23rd July 2012 25th February 2025 95 12y 215d
Mario Vargas Llosa 12th April 2007 13th April 2025 89 18y 1d
Frederick Forsyth 8th November 2021 9th June 2025 86 3y 214d

the last book I read

The Spectator Bird by Wallace Stegner.

Joe Allston is a mostly-retired literary agent, settling slightly cantankerously into old age in rural California with his wife, Ruth, and some neighbours in a similar or more advanced state of decrepitude. Clearly (i.e. as evidenced by living a fairly comfortable retirement in nice west-coast surroundings) Joe has made a reasonably successful go of being a literary agent, but still seems to be afflicted by some vague dissatisfaction with life. Part of this might be the stereotypical literary agent's frustrated wistfulness at not being a writer, part of it is clearly frustration with the gradual crumbling of the body (Joe suffers from some sort of arthritic joint problem which requires regular medication), but there is also some residual Unresolved Shit following the death of his and Ruth's only child, Curtis, some decades previously in a surfing accident at La Jolla.

Some time after Curtis' death Joe and Ruth took a trip to Denmark. But why? Well, it's nice and all, but there was the additional factor of that being where Joe's mother came from before emigrating to America as a teenager and marrying a nice corn-fed American called, presumably, Mr. Allston. Joe and Ruth end up staying with a Danish countess, Astrid, in her town-house.

Yes, but this was years ago, you'll be saying, so why is it interrupting this nice story of old people doing old people stuff? Well, Joe has just received a postcard from Astrid - not with any terribly exciting news, just saying hello after what we are invited to infer is a gap of several years - and it sets off a thought process which results in Joe digging out the journal which he kept at the time and agreeing to read it aloud to Ruth.

So you'll observe how our story has bifurcated here: Joe and Ruth living out their creaky-jointed old age and at the end of each day retiring to bed to read some more journal entries and relive their (relative) youth. It turns out, upon finding Astrid's apartment and agreeing the terms of their stay, that her extended aristocratic family own a substantial number of castles and the like in the general Denmark area and, in particular, that she grew up on the estate that included the humble cottage where Joe's mother lived. I know, what are the chances, right?

Joe and Ruth get to know the countess and observe that while she seems very nice she seems to be treated with extreme coolness by the local community. This, it transpires, is because her now-estranged husband was a Nazi collaborator, a Quisling, during the war. Maybe getting out of town will help, and it just so happens that Astrid can facilitate a visit to her childhood home to meet the remnants of her aristocratic family and at the same time enable Joe to check out his mother's (slightly more modest) childhood home.

So everyone heads off, stopping only for a quick meet-up with Karen Blixen who Astrid happens to be good mates with, rocks up at the old castle and meets some eccentric relatives, in particular Astrid's grandmother who makes an appearance at dinner before being wheeled off upstairs again, and Astrid's brother Eigil who takes a bit of a shine to Joe, drags him off for a gruelling game of tennis and subjects him to a rambling anecdote about his father's scientific theories, all of which sound a bit eugenics-adjacent. On returning to the big house Joe discovers that grandmother has died and that their jolly holiday is going to be cut short while all the requisite mourning and funeralling takes place. And so they return to town while Astrid sticks around to help.

Joe's curiosity has been piqued, though, by his conversation with Eigil, and, hampered slightly by the non-existence of the internet he takes himself off down the local library to leaf through some encyclopaedias. And it's a lurid tale of weirdness, eugenics and incest that he discovers, with Astrid and Eigil's father, eminent scientist though he may have been, ending up shunned by the community and eventually taking his own life after the public revelation that he'd impregnated his own daughter. This raises a number of questions for Joe, most pertinently a) does this mean that Astrid bore her own father's child? and b) what implications does this have for Joe's mother, who lived on the same estate? Is Joe, in some weird turn of events, going to turn out to be Astrid's brother?

Well, no, and no, it turns out - Astrid eventually returns to the house and offers some clarification: her father actually had another child by a local woman (not Joe's mother, however) and then, in pursuit of his own genetic theories, impregnated that child once she was old enough, and, as if that were not enough, passed the baton to his own son, Eigil, who not only fathered children by the same woman but fathered another child by one of those children in some insane backcrossing experiment.

The diaries peter out somewhat after this, and so Ruth is left still uncertain about one question that's always bothered her - did Astrid and Joe, once they'd established that they definitely weren't related, have a brief romance of some sort? Well, not to speak of, is the slightly spoiler-y answer, and so Joe and Ruth settle back into their comfortable existence. 

I enjoyed The Spectator Bird very much, and there are some observations about the aging process which are uncomfortably pertinent, and Joe is clearly still haunted by the death of his son in a way that he doesn't quite know how to deal with. That subject (i.e. Curtis' watery death) is also dealt with in Stegner's earlier book All The Little Live Things which features a younger Joe and Ruth and to which The Spectator Bird is a sort-of sequel, though just like with The Road Home it doesn't seem to matter much if you skip the first book. All of that stuff is very perceptive in a gentle sort of way, which just provides a slightly uncomfortable contrast with the extreme luridness of all the multi-generational Scandinavian incest-y stuff. That just extends a rich literary tradition that includes former featurees here such as The War Zone, Picture Palace, The God Of Small Things, Not That Sort Of Girl, Invisible, Statues In A Garden, Clea and probably a few others. The addition of a bit of Scandi-Nazism and eugenics into the mix has some strong similarities with The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, as well.

The Spectator Bird won the National Book Award for fiction in 1977 (other featurees here are The Wapshot Chronicle, The Moviegoer, So Long, See You Tomorrow, The Shipping News, Cold Mountain, The Corrections and The Underground Railroad); Stegner's earlier novel Angle Of Repose won the Pulitzer in 1972, though not without some controversy