Showing posts with label you got mail. Show all posts
Showing posts with label you got mail. Show all posts
Thursday, February 16, 2023

approach with caution

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Tuesday, September 08, 2015

come and have a rifle through my pottery barn

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Here's a quick round-up of some recent arrivals in my Hotmail inbox. There's a lot of tedious low-level spam, which I won't bore...
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Wednesday, December 11, 2013

can I push your stool in for you?

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Here's a tempting offer the good people at New Scientist made me in a promotional e-mail the other day: Eeeewww. Well, we've a...
Wednesday, October 09, 2013

and a luger and lime for the lady

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My good buds at Bud's Gun Shop have been e-mailing me again ; I think their latest may just be the best one yet. As usual here it is i...
Sunday, March 10, 2013

you may have my $25 when you pry it from my cold dead wallet

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Here's the latest missive from your friends and mine at Bud's Gun Shop , the lethal hot-lead-propelling device retailer of choice fo...
Monday, November 12, 2012

der phased plasma rifle in der 40-Watt range

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It's been a good week for salutary lessons about the differences between the UK and the USA, and indeed the salutary differences between...
Saturday, December 10, 2011

reverend evil

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Here's a couple more gems from my inbox, of varying degrees of length, generosity and bewilderingness. Firstly this one: I offer you the...
Saturday, October 08, 2011

the rear of the hair in the easiest and best way

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We're all accustomed to clearing a bit of spam out of our webmail accounts - you know, that phishing, advance fee fraud and herbal Viag...
Wednesday, August 03, 2011

tell me more about this thing called "wealth acquisition without Christ"

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Strewth, here's a good one: From: big.xandy@uol.com.br Subject: RE:GOD BLESS YOU REAL GOOD!!! To: Dearly Beloved in Christ, I am Mrs Fol...
Tuesday, July 19, 2011

stand by for a clear description of my opening

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It's amusing translation manglings day here at Halibut Towers - firstly here's an e-mail I got the other day. Similar to a lot of th...
Wednesday, March 31, 2010

everything is available (except the money)

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I got this e-mail a couple of weeks ago: Subject: Mrs Elizabeth Etters From: alan.armitage@bt.com Sent: 12 January 2010 01:31:38 To: ...
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Monday, January 07, 2008

I incur the wrath of The Man

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Look what I got in the post today: From: 04.34.0.646176655F74686F6D617340686F746D61696C2E636F6D@message.myspace.com To: {my e-mail address} ...