today's top golfing tip

....don't store your glasses in an external pocket in your golf bag during a round if you're prone to sudden outbursts of maniacal rage during the course of that round - like, for instance, when you hit the ball into a lake. Ignore this simple rule and you can end up with something like this:


Things to note: firstly that the energy dissipated in shattering the case into smithereens as pictured saved the pair of glasses inside, which were subject to only minor and easily reparable bending, and secondly check out the precise central positioning of where the blade of my 5-iron struck the case. If I could strike a ball that cleanly I'd be laughing.