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Monday, June 25, 2018

good morning and here is the vagina, I mean news

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By my reckoning no-one's called Jeremy Hunt (or anyone else) a cunt on live TV or radio for just over a year. Well, that run ended today...
Saturday, June 23, 2018

celebrity lookeylikey of the day

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A partly World Cup -themed offering today, almost certainly the one and only time you'll see the World Cup mentioned on this blog, footb...
Wednesday, June 20, 2018

the pen is heightier than the sward

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Mountain hiking, Paul, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. As exciting as it is to conquer  a new one every week, there is...
Tuesday, June 19, 2018

I love it when you call but you never call at all

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I was just catching up with some recent posts on the fascinating Language Log and I came across this one which includes a link to this w...
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Friday, June 08, 2018

the last book I read

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A Kind Of Loving by Stan Barstow. Eeeeh, it's grim oop North, ah tell thee. Happen tha'll get home from't pit and be all re...
Wednesday, May 23, 2018

roth: a thad loth

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Today sees the Curse Of Electric Halibut in particularly deadly form, as we learn of the death of American novelist Philip Roth. Roth was ...
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Monday, May 14, 2018

the last book I read

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The Day Of The Locust by Nathanael West. Tod Hackett is a young and talented artist. Hardest game in the world , though, the old young ...
Sunday, May 13, 2018

marnoch depression is a frustrating mess

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Let's do another whisky post, wherein I bemoan the fact that I don't get to do whisky posts any more because I've got five kids ...
Tuesday, May 01, 2018

I've got a pike you can hike it if you like

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As promised, a follow-up on the earlier post about our week's holiday in the Lake District. Part one was mainly ticking off some low-le...
Saturday, April 28, 2018

the last book I read

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On The Beach by Nevil Shute. It's 1963. We're in Melbourne. Melbourne's nice, isn't it? The sea, the cricket, the Royal...
Friday, April 20, 2018

the last book I read

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Pig by Andrew Cowan. Danny is in his mid-teens, probably 15 or 16, and lives with his parents and slobbish elder brother Richard in som...
Wednesday, April 18, 2018

the great british lake-off

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We had a week's family holiday in the Lake District last week. As you can imagine if you know me at all, this will have comprised lots o...
Tuesday, April 03, 2018

the last book I read

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True Grit by Charles Portis. Life isn't easy in the old West. The rule of law is a tenuous thing and often the manner of its applic...
Wednesday, March 28, 2018

celebrity lookeylikey of the day

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A high culture/low culture mash-up today, you might say, if you were as snobbish and patronising as me; Chilean politician, poet and Nobel l...
Wednesday, March 21, 2018

the last book I read

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Nausea by Jean-Paul Sartre. Our protagonist, Antoine Roquentin, is a writer trying to write a biography of some 18th-century French poli...
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