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Thursday, April 25, 2013

long overjew

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Let's laugh at some Jews. I don't mean in a Holocaust-y kind of way , merely at the ridiculousness of some of their more outlandish ...
Wednesday, April 24, 2013

the last book I read

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Foreign Affairs by Alison Lurie. Virginia "Vinnie" Miner is a fiftysomething American academic on her way over to Britain for...
Wednesday, April 17, 2013

good mourning Britain

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Well. What to say about Thatch ? Or, at least, what to say that hasn't already been said, and since I haven't read absolutely ever...
Tuesday, April 09, 2013

meet the wankers

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With reference to this BBC News story about "name meshing" as practised by zany modern people getting married I'll just say: ...
Wednesday, April 03, 2013

the last book I read

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A Stone Boat by Andrew Solomon . Harry is a concert pianist, travelling round the world knocking out a bit of the old Schubert, Rachmanin...
Tuesday, April 02, 2013

you couldn't make it up

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More interesting deconstruction, reconstruction and redecoration work going on at Halibut Towers at the moment, this time in our downstairs ...
Sunday, March 31, 2013

deep and crisp and even

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All I've ever wanted out of life was for people to say: that Dave, he's a pretty straight guy. You know, when he says a thing, you ...
Wednesday, March 27, 2013

gray expectations

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These days we can't just drop everything and jaunt up Pen Y Fan at the drop of a hat, as parental responsibilities tend to intervene. ...

celebrity lookeylikey of the day

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Robbie Robertson , chief creative force behind The Band and intermittent solo artist over the past 30 years or so, and the Duke himself, ...

a house by any other name

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Here's a thing I've never really understood: house names. I mean, I understand that back in the day some sort of descriptive thing w...
Monday, March 25, 2013

headline of the day

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Stand by for a bit more fuckwitted Daily Mail innumeracy . What's wrong with this headline? The answer, of course, is that the cl...
Sunday, March 24, 2013

radio blah blah

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Light and shade, tears and laughter, etc. etc. on the Radio 4 slot I like to call "the one after the Today programme" this week. O...

the blog cannot hear the blogger

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This week's literary Dead Pool also includes the rather more heavyweight name of Nigerian novelist Chinua Achebe . All I can tell you ...
Thursday, March 21, 2013

you spotty little herbert

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I see that James Herbert has died , though of course we shouldn't rule out the possibility that he may yet return as a hideously decom...
Wednesday, March 20, 2013

celebrity lookeylikey of the day

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Former world and Olympic downhill skiing champion and golfing WAG Lindsey Vonn , and former world tennis #1 and golfing WAG Caroline Wozni...
Wednesday, March 13, 2013

the pope must die

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All the hoo-hah over the election of a new Pope takes me back to my schooldays, specifically 1978 , when I was eight. Yes, I lived through...
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Tuesday, March 12, 2013

don't panic

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I'm a day late, as his birthday was yesterday (he would have been 61) but I think it would be appropriate at this point to offer you a c...
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Sunday, March 10, 2013

one hundred killer hurts

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A couple of brief follow-up thoughts on earlier posts: Memorable character though he is, Anton Chigurh from No Country For Old Men repres...

you may have my $25 when you pry it from my cold dead wallet

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Here's the latest missive from your friends and mine at Bud's Gun Shop , the lethal hot-lead-propelling device retailer of choice fo...
Tuesday, March 05, 2013

the last book I read

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No Country For Old Men by Cormac McCarthy. It's an early morning in 1980 in southern Texas, near the Rio Grande, and Llewellyn Moss...
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