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Friday, November 30, 2012

hammond's organ

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My earlier cricket-related post was both right and wrong in roughly equal measure, as following his 176 in the Ahmedabad Test and 122 in M...
Wednesday, November 28, 2012

it's beginning to look a lot like arseholes

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Once again I'm afraid I've failed you utterly in terms of informing you in a timely manner about the need to vote in the 2012 Bad F...
Tuesday, November 27, 2012

the pickled sprouts followed by the crabmeat phal

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I'm not going to dress this up in any sort of pseudo-philosophical flummery or try to intellectually justify it in any way; what follows...
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Friday, November 23, 2012

stuck inside of mobile with the blogging blues again

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As you were, calm down, sit down at the back there: this is just a test post to check the functioning of the Blogger mobile app that I'v...
Monday, November 12, 2012

der phased plasma rifle in der 40-Watt range

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It's been a good week for salutary lessons about the differences between the UK and the USA, and indeed the salutary differences between...
Friday, November 09, 2012

celebrity lookeylikey of the day

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Newly appointed Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby and Bond villain (from Tomorrow Never Dies ) Elliot Carver aka Jonathan Pryce . One...
Wednesday, November 07, 2012

the last book I read

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Clea by Lawrence Durrell. So this is the fourth and final instalment in the Alexandria Quartet, following on from Justine , Balthazar ...
Sunday, November 04, 2012

time and relative dimensions in Newport

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As I've said before , you can keep your Hanging Gardens of Rutland and your Great Pyramid Of Hull, we've got stuff just as good righ...
Tuesday, October 30, 2012

you're going to need a bigger boat

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We haven't done a halibut-related post for a while, so here is the news for halibuts : No halibuts were involved today when an Afghan...
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Saturday, October 27, 2012

(I'd) like a virgin

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This Daily Mail story about a young Brazilian woman called Catarina Migliorini auctioning off her virginity on the internet ( apparently...
Sunday, October 21, 2012

celebrity lookeylikey of the day

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My gorgeous and generously-cheeked daughter Nia and legendary Anglo-American film director Alfred Hitchcock, as immortalised in the little l...
Friday, October 19, 2012

balls!

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This Daily Mail story about Zoe Ball appears mainly to be a tie-in for her presenting gig on one of the Strictly Come Dancing spin-off sh...
Thursday, October 18, 2012

that'll buff out, no problem

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You'll recall my frustrated and directionless ire when some incompetent buffoon dinked my rear door in Tesco's car park. Well, afte...
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the last book I read

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Espedair Street by Iain Banks. Daniel "Weird" Weir is a rock star. Well, an ex-rock star these days, but a ruddy great big gl...
Monday, October 15, 2012

now that's what I call a trade union CONGRESS

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Never let it be said that I don't like a bit of politics from time to time; I mean, who doesn't? I do tend to avoid the party confer...
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Thursday, October 11, 2012

horny, porny and corny

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I was unaware of the irony of my linking of Fifty Shades Of Grey and the Twilight series at the time I wrote that previous post ; just goe...

the last book I read

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Winter Garden by Beryl Bainbridge. Douglas Ashburner is one of those grey little men that were the source of much comical mileage bac...
Wednesday, October 10, 2012

celebrity lookeylikey of the day

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Formerly outrageous hamsterphagic comedian and reality TV star , and current 1970s sex abuse accusee Freddie Starr , and former EastEnders...
Monday, October 08, 2012

storm in a tee cup

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A couple of follow-up thoughts on recent posts: I meant to add to the previous post, having inflicted the terrible lame punning title on ...
Sunday, October 07, 2012

ryders on the storm

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Much gloaty rejoicing after Europe's remarkable Ryder Cup victory last weekend, and why on earth not. I was down in Swanage for the annu...
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