tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33388979.post4610312865560449740..comments2024-03-27T07:37:20.144+00:00Comments on electrichalibut.co.uk: marmite macht freielectrichalibuthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14365477143816746297noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33388979.post-68133967952533518532013-01-21T20:32:09.293+00:002013-01-21T20:32:09.293+00:00Excuse the sausage finger typos by the way.Excuse the sausage finger typos by the way.The Black Rabbithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10041328339344144512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33388979.post-36978479965823799112013-01-21T20:31:26.959+00:002013-01-21T20:31:26.959+00:00Shame about Gerard Butler.
I thought "Law ab...Shame about Gerard Butler. <br />I thought "Law abiding citizen" was a really good watch (no culture vulture me mind) and having seen him interviewed by someone or other (in which he came across as not your average dull actor) and finding out a little about his battle with alcoholism etc... he is (was?) one "celeb" I'd probably enjoy reading an autobiography from.<br /><br />Maybe now, any autobiog would probably be sponspored by Timotei or jojoba (said with a Billy Connolly accent (right up yopur street eh bate))or sammink these days.<br /><br />Big girls blouse.<br /><br /><br />The Black Rabbithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10041328339344144512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33388979.post-6350016904875287642013-01-21T19:39:54.518+00:002013-01-21T19:39:54.518+00:00Here's the Gerard Butler ad: it's for L...Here's <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dikfEwOUrMU" rel="nofollow">the Gerard Butler ad</a>: it's for L'Oreal Hydra-Energetic Anti-Fatigue Moisturiser, because apparently that's a thing now. electrichalibuthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14365477143816746297noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33388979.post-74232234098714830092013-01-21T16:57:37.539+00:002013-01-21T16:57:37.539+00:00Must admit I haven't come across the "get...Must admit I haven't come across the "get involved" thing yet.<br /><br />I have started to count how many times Jthamie ThOliverth says "byoodiful" in each of his shitty little cookery programmes though.<br /><br />I think his record is 18. <br />TWAT.The Black Rabbithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10041328339344144512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33388979.post-68787723405177390772013-01-21T10:15:30.421+00:002013-01-21T10:15:30.421+00:00Well, if we're venting frustration with wordy ...Well, if we're venting frustration with wordy nonsense, I'll put in a vote for the phrase "get involved". It's ruddy <i>everywhere</i> all of a sudden, from Gerard Butler advertising eye moisturiser to any number of charity campaigns, to chat show phone ins, you name it. <br /><br />Again, the annoyance is in the slightly snidey tone of: well, you can get involved, like NORMAL people, or you can basically be a BIG LAZY SHIT with no friends. It's up to you.<br /><br />Moist regards<br />Daveelectrichalibuthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14365477143816746297noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33388979.post-66002462079054982512013-01-21T05:52:14.555+00:002013-01-21T05:52:14.555+00:00Blimey. Thanks for the warning - its errr.... grea...Blimey. Thanks for the warning - its errr.... great to know to look out for this nonsense.<br /><br />Screaming abdabs eh?<br /><br />I'm sure I MUST have told you what gives me the screaming abdabs (pretty well everything as you know).<br /><br />But current "faves" are:<br />People who sign their emails "regards", worse still... "Kind regards" or the worst of all.... "BEST regards".<br /><br />(It's de rigueur these days - everyone seems to do it - when did Dear X, Thanks Y become unavailable?)<br />Apart from which I should bleedin well hope that your regards are kind. <br />Best regards you say? Is what you're trying to say these are YOUR (personal) best, or are they the best in the whole world? You're not specific enough.<br />It’s a letter or email thing - no-one actually speaks like that.<br />Write how you speak please....<br /><br />The other screaming abdabs things for me right now are hand written (or typed) "POLITE NOTICE" signs. (You know - POLITE NOTICE. NO PARKING HERE etc...)<br /><br />Now looky here you retarded lump of hagfish scum.<br />It's NOT your prerogative to tell people that your notice is polite.<br />That's their prerogative.<br />Some will find your notice rude, despite you insisting in writing its "polite". Some may indeed find it polite - but it’s their/our job to assign a politeness rating to it - not yours.<br />If you really want to make your shitty little notice unquestionably (I think) polite then all you need write is:<br />"Please no parking here. Thanks."<br /><br />Then there's "personal belongings" tannoys on trains of course but I think I've ranted about that before...<br /><br /><br />(Edited - reashon? shpelling mishtakesh)The Black Rabbithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10041328339344144512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33388979.post-76583948432703975712013-01-21T05:47:14.409+00:002013-01-21T05:47:14.409+00:00This comment has been removed by the author.The Black Rabbithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10041328339344144512noreply@blogger.com